Is it gay to suck your own dick
A Cultural History of Men Sucking Their Own Dicks
When I was a freshman in boarding academy, word got around that the kid in Room 423 could suck his own dick.
My barely pubescent classmates and I were envious, and beyond inquisitive.
He can do what?!?!?!
We’d all tried (an unscientific poll revealed most guys do) and failed (the identical poll revealed most guys can’t) to replicate the execute ourselves. Someone called bullshit and demanded proof, which is how the entirety of the freshman dorm (minus the Brothers Wang) ended up in Room 423, mouths agape in anticipation, eyes transfixed on a waifish blond teen effortlessly contorting — as he’d so clearly done before — preparing himself for autofellatio. Near-certain victory was abruptly interrupted by the faculty prefect, who, rightly suspicious of something odd afoot in Room 423, swiftly dispersed the ogling crowd.
Such enthusiasm spawned from the fact that sucking one’s possess member becomes an aspirational goal of boys of a certain age who suddenly become hellbent on getting anyone — or anything — to do the same.
“Jealous people get annoyed and judge me because I can,” says Jim, a Facebook friend who’s been blowing himself to comp
Is it gay?
Why it might be considered gay:
1. If you undertake it to yourself it might mean you also want to do it to another guy.
2. You, a male, have your mouth on a penis, which is a male sex organ.
3. Sucking yourself off might indicate that you don't want a girl to do it.
4. You have to be very limber. Flexibility is often considered a feminine attribute. Research has shown that gay men are exposed to higher levels of certain female hormones in the womb.
Why it might not be considered gay:
1. Taking care of your own bodily needs doesn't signify you want to satisfy the needs of someone else. If your nuts itch, you scratch them yourself, you don't seek another guy to do it or ask to do it to another guy.
2. If you suck yourself off alone for the benefit of only yourself, you are not giving/receiving sexual pleasure to/from anyone else, male or female. This means the act is autoerotic, like masturbation. At least 99% of men masturbate, but only 3-10% are gay, so obviously autoerotic acts are not gay.
3. Sucking yourself off means you aren't getting any, and considering that (unfortunately) girls are less likely to put out, it's likely you would rather have a lady
Does sucking your retain dick make you gay?
ForumBot1
Will Ferrel had a skit about a guy who took yoga for seven years just so he could suck himself off: when accused of being gay, he pulled his head out of his pants and said, “you masturbate with your own hand, but that doesn’t make you gay.”
I think it is a bit gayer to suck yourself off, “own hand” logic notwithstanding. I signify, I use my hand to scratch myself absentmindedly and do all sorts of things I wouldn’t do with my tongue. I pick up meal off the floor that I certainly wouldn’t ingest. So trying to grant yourself a blowjob seems to go an extra mile, it’s something you have to really want. There’s a lot more finesse involved, really.
LouisB2
Do it for a few years and get back to us.
Uncommon_Sense3
Will Ferrel had a skit about a guy who took yoga for seven years just so he could suck himself off: when accused of being gay, he pulled his head out of his pants and said, “you masturbate with your own hand, but that doesn’t make you gay.”
I think it is a bit gayer to suck yourself off, “own hand” logic notwithstanding. I indicate, I use my hand to scratch myself absentmindedly and
Admit it, you comprehend why you clicked.
Not many people openly speak about it, but it's something everyone is curious about. (Hello ladies, we view you too).
Oh and by the way, the proper phrase is autofellatio.
It was brought to our attention (again) here at The Hook Up, thanks to the recent HBO series The Time Traveler's Wife in which the main character, Henry, travels back in time to travel down on himself.
Twitter (obviously) blew up with people admitting giving themselves sucky sucky is something they would undertake.
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Despite autofellatio being a bit of a taboo topic, we knew people were searching for it online. Recently Vice Australia posted on their Instagram that their How To Suck Your Own Dick article was their most clicked article of the year.
And recently podcaster Joe Rogan admitted it was something he could do.
"I'm very flexible, I can suck my own dick if I wanted to. I put it around my tackle just to grasp I could accomplish it." (Thanks Joe, weird flex, but also nobody asked).
How many people contain tried to execute it?
According to Meet Up listener Jay - there's two types of people (with penis